Monday, April 3, 2017

More Truths About Me

I never turn off my fan. It runs all day all year long until it dies and that usually takes about five years. I can't sleep without the breeze and the white noise the fan creates. Another reason I am a delicate hot house orchid. I have conditions to do anything like sleeping or eating. For example I won't eat any dairy products that I myself have not opened.

 

4 comments:

DrGoat said...

During the summer we always have a fan going at night, or the evap. swamp cooler which makes a great white noise. Since it usually doesn't go below 80 at night, it's pretty much a necessary thing. In winter I use a white noise machine. Not the kind that makes crickets or waves on the beach, just a nice relaxing fuzzy noise, like when you fell asleep in front of the old TV set.

j-swin said...

I cannot sleep unless the ceiling fan is on. and in the summer? I gotta have one blowing right up my posterior.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Do you have one of those L-shaped ones that go under the sheets or do you have a special hose?

j-swin said...

I daren't tell....