Favorite Headlines This Week

 

They are not exactly hired for their brains over at FOX.

  

 

Yes, because at the end of a long day picking fruits and vegetables all an immigrant wants to do is kill millions of people. Thanks for looking out for all of us, Lou.

 

 

But what about the Bible? Read the early parts. That old school God goes Voldermort on everyone. Jeebus does all kinds of magic like raising people from the dead and that annoying card trick he liked to do at parties. And Revelations is all dark CGI effects.

 

 

Quickly, launch this unholy relic into the Sun. Let me remind you - They put them (yes there are two bodies in that thing. Only the really bad ones got put together and here there are two of them together) in a stone coffin without decoration! We are already dead.

 

 

 

WHY?

Flew alone from Latvia to Italy to ski.

And he would have to be Latvian.

They are always Latvian.