Friday, May 31, 2019

Make Me A Believer


 
We live on a Cursed Earth. How is it that our reality has become a president that is so petty and insecure that he would SPECIFICALLY order that there be no sight of the USS John McCain when he was in Japan on the Memorial Day weekend? How would he not even consider that John McCain's daughter, who lost her father ten months ago has such a platform to destroy him as a contributor on The View? He's not a smart politician. He doesn't realize it's a stupid move to so childishly disrespect a man who is his better in every way that matters and an American hero while trump is an American fool. Notice how he hasn't given her a cute nickname like everyone else? Because he knows she will have his balls in a jar if he does. This is your president? How can you support this maggot piece of shit? When is enough enough? How long does he just get to run wild like a toddler on meth? I am done. So I ask you, GOD. When does the idiot trump slip on an wet step or something equally as comical? As long as he is permanently disabled from his own buffoonery. That is the act of god that I need right now. Of course if you are listening, a lightning bolt to a putter would also be pretty sweet to watch over and over again. You do something that good, GOD, you must promise me it will be on video. It will help with our healing after Dear Leader is gone. But you are GOD. Far be it for me to tell the Creator how to do his business. What we need now is OLD TESTAMENT GOD. Remember him? You really knew how to smite somebody back in those days.
 
 
 
 
 
 

5 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

God is already busy smiting the American people and the world with Trump.

notaleftie said...

The navy has proved that is all a lie you stupid fat fuck. Check what you post asshole.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Yeh, he has no business screwing with those poor Hillbillies like he has. Trump's smiting is all we need.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Don't call me a stupid fat fuck, you Hillbilly RETARD. If Trump didn't give the order it only means he didn't think of it. You know he now loves whatever staffer but that out there because they know what baby trump would say if he saw that name on that ship. He takes every opportunity to bash a Great American Hero but you turn on the hero and hook up with the ZERO...which makes you the dumbest fuck in the world. He gets no pass from me and who gives a shit if he wasn't the originator of this sick and petty plan. He just didn't think of it in time or he would have been all in without and apology.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Oh and dumbass. I only let this comment get though so everyone can see what a douchebag you are and a coward who supports other cowards. You are useless to any civilization we are trying to build here. Just another stupid undereducated and easily manipulated idiot for Dear Leader to buttfuck. I knew that was the real reason you liked him so much.