Make Me A Believer

 

We live on a Cursed Earth. How is it that our reality has become a president that is so petty and insecure that he would SPECIFICALLY order that there be no sight of the USS John McCain when he was in Japan on the Memorial Day weekend? How would he not even consider that John McCain's daughter, who lost her father ten months ago has such a platform to destroy him as a contributor on The View? He's not a smart politician. He doesn't realize it's a stupid move to so childishly disrespect a man who is his better in every way that matters and an American hero while trump is an American fool. Notice how he hasn't given her a cute nickname like everyone else? Because he knows she will have his balls in a jar if he does. This is your president? How can you support this maggot piece of shit? When is enough enough? How long does he just get to run wild like a toddler on meth? I am done. So I ask you, GOD. When does the idiot trump slip on an wet step or something equally as comical? As long as he is permanently disabled from his own buffoonery. That is the act of god that I need right now. Of course if you are listening, a lightning bolt to a putter would also be pretty sweet to watch over and over again. You do something that good, GOD, you must promise me it will be on video. It will help with our healing after Dear Leader is gone. But you are GOD. Far be it for me to tell the Creator how to do his business. What we need now is OLD TESTAMENT GOD. Remember him? You really knew how to smite somebody back in those days.