Monday, July 22, 2019

Headlines This Week

That hurts. I saved those kids from that tree house fire. That is more than your deadbeat brother ever did for them. He never even sends a Christmas card.
This does not bode well for our future survival.
Thanks trump.
Umm, how can anything leak out when eveything is being pulled to the center of the earth?

I don't think you are getting your puppy back, lady.
Join me in a chorus of CIRCLE OF LIFE...
No, you right, it just makes you a good businessman who saves on labour costs by paying your 'employees' nothing and forbidding them from leaving the plantation.

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