Sunday, September 29, 2019

I Will Need An Assistant Soon To Remind Me Of These Basic Things.

Dreamt all weekend of finding chocolate sauce to salvage the cord of ice cream sammich bars I bought. Got all other groceries. Forgot the chocolate sauce even though it was on the list. It's like I never saw it on the list until I got home and wondered where it was. I have lost all reason to live. Plain Vanilla is how prisoners in the Soviet GULAG ate their vanilla ice cream sandwiches and I will not suffer in the same way.


1 comment:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

That's kind of a First World problem, Cal.