Thursday, October 24, 2019

Headlines This Week

His ennui is delicious to me. Don't you think I am traumatized everytime I see a piece of pineapple on a pizza? Do you think he also notice the sprinkle of bull semen? Best not tell him that now or he will really trip out.
Wipe your ass
Wash your hands
Vaccinate your kids.
So Olaf is a bottom?
Yeh, that makes sense.
Would you count them to make sure you got exactly 80? Because if they gyp me five nuggets it's not real a deal isn't it? How much actual real chicken meat is in a piece of popcorn chicken, anyways?

Your first mistake was going to the circus which is always a bad experience. Your second mistake was doing an act with a BEAR. Bears will turn on you in a second if they think they are being upstaged and they have no ability to take constructive criticism.


Debra She Who Seeks said...

Oh, c'mon -- there's NO chicken whatsoever in popcorn chicken -- it's all just breading and deep-fried grease. That's what makes it so good!

Poor Olaf. I feel bad for him.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Olaf isn't complaining and he is dating and having sex more than I am so I think I am jealous.