Friday, October 25, 2019

My Yak Is Still The Most Beautiful Yak In The World

It seems that the Mongolian Government has decided to cancel the annual Miss Yak Pageant because once again, no one could produce a more beautiful Yak than my Princess Yasmine here and did not wish to suffer the humiliation of defeat to a 'Western Dog' like myself. We graciously accept the award in the spirit it was given and hope to compete in the future.

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