Thursday, May 28, 2009

Aquaman Is Still With Us

"Octopi clocked in with 131 uses between 1954 and 1980, 31 of them being made by Krypto's main competition for the greatest super-hero universe animal of all time,Topo."

Yes, Topo, Aquaman's pet Octopus. Now you would think that I would have to work hard to somehow spin this into something hidden and evil since we all know the TRUE intent and purpose of their agenda. The TENTACLE WARS are coming - believe it bitches. All I can imagine is that poor Topo is 'special' in the same way that your mom called that kid down the block 'special' - you know the one that rode the little bus to school and wore a helmet but never played any hockey. Notice how in the baseball game that Topo is the umpire - we always made the 'special' kid the umpire just so he felt included. Notice how he is playing all those instruments. They say nothing about him playing them well. Anything to make friends. Its sad really. Thanks to Wings again for the update.


Wings1295 said...

I dunno, Topo may be the exception that proves the rule. He came to the aid of Aquaman, Mera and crew many, many times.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I may be prepared to cut him some slack. His track record is suspiciously clean of any evil.