Thursday, May 27, 2010

FINALLY! Someone Is Thinking Solutions

Because I have had just about enough of these pre-toddler freeloaders just filling their diapers and demanding our attention. You want a hug? Sweep and mop the kitchen first and we will talk. Want to hear a lullaby? Well that ceiling fan is looking pretty dusty. Here, let me give you a boost.

And I don't want to hear any bitchin' on their part about the 'Dickensian' child labor practices we employ or I will have to show them (AGAIN - because they remember NOTHING I tell them) that story about the Chinese father who made his three year old girl walk the tightrope over a pack of tigers.

Just tired of these babies coasting on their laurels and pretending they can't speak or stand just to get out of a little hard work. You're busted Huggies Boy.


Pat Tillett said...

Why can't I think of these things first?

TS Hendrik said...

A slacker is a slacker regardless of age and species. I'm always yelling at dogs to get jobs.

Cheeseboy said...

Damn straight!

Megan said...

Holy crap. Why didn't I ever think of that?

(Probably because crawling only lasts about three months.)

But still!

Megan said...

Okay, six at a pinch.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

With just a little effort you can extend that to 18 months easily Megan.