Don't You Just Hate?

When someone uses a nickname for their first name (like, say, SHABBY from Big Brother UK - she's the one with a hat permanently attached to her head) and people still shorten that to refer to them? In this case the contestants in the BB household call SHABBY..."SHABS". That is beyond stupid.

I am lucky to have a first name that is easy to shorten - Calvin to Cal or Kal. At cadet camp I reinvented myself and called myself CJ from the beginning and told everyone I didn't know what the letters stood for. I was like a spy in a James Bond novel. And the ladies like a little mystery.

I was so much cooler when I was younger.

Oh and if anyone cares I kinda hate Rachel, the Beyonce look-alike. She got nominated for eviction and hasn't stopped crying since. Man up bitch. You are so used to people loving you because you look like someone famous that you can't deal with real life. Pretty people have it so tough - right? Try living under a bridge sometimes.

She is wandering around the house soaking up the pity from all the attention she is getting now. She makes me sick. Everyone is acting like Dave kicked a puppy by nominating her. Send her home UK! Good lord I need a person to watch this show with me. It fills me to the brim with sweet delicious venom and I got nowhere to put it.