Why My Mother Is Better Than Yours

She is currently laughing her ass off while watching 'National Lampoon's Senior Trip'. How she can not work the remote but can still find these movies on satellite is beyond me. Every ten second or so she let's out a HOWL of laughter. She just asked me into the living room to ask my what the bus driver (Tommy Chong) has in his hands. I had to tell her what a BONG is used for. I am going to Hell, I just know it.