Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Those Freakin' Crows 2


I just saw those two troublemakers walking back and forth on my front sidewalk. They were wearing the same jackets. Since I know that they aren't an elderly couple on their way to the casino, I can only assume those crows are part of some gang or at the very least have gang connections.

I might have to up my game and advance my plans for their demise. I do hate picking up dead birds though. I had one come to life in my hands once and it made me fill my diaper.

I have been afraid of spontaneous aviary resurrections every since. I also fear chickens who are allowed to run free after they get their heads cut off. I remember watching the horror through the closed kitchen window at the farm. I remember the screaming and my shirt done up to the top button in case any blood somehow slipped past.

5 comments:

Unknown said...

Dont you know that Crows are unkillable? (actual scientific term) Point a stick at them and they laugh..point a gun and theyre gone in a flash...how is it that they know exactly what a gun looks like? Ive had many conversations on the eradication of these pests. Farmers hate them as they peck the eyes out of newborn lambs killing them, but they're very hard to kill!

Kal said...

Maybe someone in a lab somewhere has invented something that is ultra quiet but tuned to cause a crow's head to explode right there on the fence. Then he falls and becomes part of the nutrient chain.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Sounds like you should avoid all birds.

DrGoat said...

Crows and octopi belong to the same union. We too have crows here in Tucson, but the Roadrunners keep them in line.

Pat Tillett said...

As I said earlier, we have a huge crow gang around here. They always have running (and flying) battles with the local seagulls. Brutal...