Friday, December 30, 2011
Have A Vodka With Me, Bitches
I fear I become abusive when I drink. Good thing that is not very often. I just told the cat to 'get a job'. That was totally unfair of me. His skills as a Cold War assassin are totally incompatible with today's job market. It's all about the THREAT of violence today. Nobody has the balls to follow through.
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I find everything hysterically funny when I drink. You could yell at me and I could laugh at you.
the question is when did we stop drinking... it's really the only thing i appear to be good at. though it does not look good on a resume, nor is being good at scratching myself... lol
Yeah, I've kind of been drinking constantly all week. I am a very lovable drunk.
I don't drink often. Makes me even quieter than I normally am, and I get sleepy as hell once I get to the point of actual inebriation.
I´ll have a Tequila (I´m not a vodka drinker, except when I order white russians to toast as the dude).
The cat DOES have a job. Just ask him.
I called him and he just ignored me. Fluffy freak.
Of course you will have Tequila. Doesn't it come from your pipes?
Good for you. Tell your cat that he's a lazy asshole, and that he's a drain on the flagging economy.
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