I'd read the shit out of that Mario book if it was real. I always knew Princess Peach was a cheating hoebag. You'd think Mario would wise up after all the times she's been "kidnapped" by Bowser. It's all an elaborate cover for her S&M fetishism and rape fantasies. They have to keep that kind of stuff hush-hush in the Mushroom Kingdom.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
5 comments:
I love those!
"Lust cats of the gutters," eh? Sounds like my type of book!
You are both so lowbrow. I love my trashy friends.
I'd read the shit out of that Mario book if it was real. I always knew Princess Peach was a cheating hoebag. You'd think Mario would wise up after all the times she's been "kidnapped" by Bowser. It's all an elaborate cover for her S&M fetishism and rape fantasies. They have to keep that kind of stuff hush-hush in the Mushroom Kingdom.
Don't forget Donkey Kong Jr. Somehow he is involved in all this sick Mario business. I just know it.
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