Oh you shouldn't avoid "War Horse" because of animal endangerment, the horse is in rather minimal danger throughout the film. However, you should avoid seeing "War Horse" because its two and a half hours of nothing interesting happening. Best I can say is that people inexplicably fall in love with this horse, and then they die. The End!
I'm actually trying to do the opposite. "War Horse" is ultimately a very simple story thats gets drowned in over sentimentality and keeps on going until you just don't care anymore, and then you realize that theres still an hour left to go!
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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It's like "Cast Away" only this time, Wilson has fangs!
I don't want to watch the Tiger suffer. Same reason I could never see War Horse - horses in danger just doesn't yank my cord.
Oh you shouldn't avoid "War Horse" because of animal endangerment, the horse is in rather minimal danger throughout the film. However, you should avoid seeing "War Horse" because its two and a half hours of nothing interesting happening. Best I can say is that people inexplicably fall in love with this horse, and then they die. The End!
If you are trying to sell it to me you failed.
I'm actually trying to do the opposite. "War Horse" is ultimately a very simple story thats gets drowned in over sentimentality and keeps on going until you just don't care anymore, and then you realize that theres still an hour left to go!
I loved the book "Life of Pi." I can hardly wait for the movie. And Ang Lee is the perfect director for it. This trailer looks AMAZING.
And it's NOT just "Castaway" with a tiger. The book carries an emotional punch right to the gut.
And don't worry, Cal, the tiger doesn't suffer.
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