Well it's 90% her looks and personality but it's 10% me for sure. Who turned her into the world's greatest secret agent and octopus fighter? You know and she knows so that is all I need to know, ya know?
I won't put her through that this year. That last one was not on her specifically but on the Idiot Bieber who has to stay 200 feet from me so I don't kill him because you see I am justified.
How can you even imply she would need to take one out on me. I should be her press agent.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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Who'd ever want to? YOU GO GIRL!!!
I knew if I hammered the point home often enough that some of you would understand why she is so cool.
Are you claiming alllll the credit? ;)
Well it's 90% her looks and personality but it's 10% me for sure. Who turned her into the world's greatest secret agent and octopus fighter? You know and she knows so that is all I need to know, ya know?
Ah, I see the restraining order's up for renewal.., isn't it?
I won't put her through that this year. That last one was not on her specifically but on the Idiot Bieber who has to stay 200 feet from me so I don't kill him because you see I am justified.
How can you even imply she would need to take one out on me. I should be her press agent.
Yeah!!!
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