Does he come with the little shirt or do I have to provide that? What about monkey sized diapers? Where do I get those.? Cleaning and wiping this little bastard's ass is just the additional chore I want to add to my day. Loads of fun and amusement? Loads of vaccination shots and bleeding from every orifice after my neck gets bit. And all that for under 20 dollars.
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So THAT'S where the IKEA monkey came from!
No..that Ikea monkey was more upscale. Did you see that coat they had him dressed in. That was some finery right there. I think 'boxed monkeys' are a little less the pick of the litter if you catch what I am driving at you.
Note to self:
Save up $18.95
Order monkey
Buy cute sweater and lollipops for him
You already live with a maniac. Why would you want one that can really climb?
I always thought the Ikea Monkey was Macklemore after a run-in with the Wicked Witch of the West. I don't know...
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