Because we know such goddesses are not for the likes of you and me. And I would just ask her to wear the outfit around the house and that always annoys them.
You can't base a romance on that...though I would like to try. Could you imagine if I found a girl with a collection LIKE mine? She would kill me just to get my stuff I suspect.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
8 comments:
Why are all the cuties so impossible to approach?
Because we know such goddesses are not for the likes of you and me. And I would just ask her to wear the outfit around the house and that always annoys them.
what do you have to offer in return i always say
I guess I don't have much to offer I guess.
you have lots of awesome toys
You can't base a romance on that...though I would like to try. Could you imagine if I found a girl with a collection LIKE mine? She would kill me just to get my stuff I suspect.
"..???.."
Cuties are never a problem. They have their 'issues' just like everyone else.
Enormous toy collections..?
Pure chick-magnet, Cal, I'm telling you.
Get me some numbers.
Hook a brother up.
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