Saturday, December 14, 2013

Mom Has A Hate On For Darkseid - Who Knew?

After the great week I had I thought I would sleep in but of course the cat wouldn't allow that. As I was lying there giving His Majesty a good scratch my mother walks by my door and just out of the blue sticks a pin into the top of the Darkseid Pop Figure box I had next to the door. I was so matter of fact too. She saw a pin, looked for a place to keep it. She didn't even realized what she had done because I waited for her to turn around and come for the offensive pin but she didn't. Of course after I showed it to her she laughed and said sorry but the old girl is losing her mind. In our house we only have one word for it.

 
LEMONS!

There was an Alzheimer's commercial where the son was over at him mother's place to pick her up for something and he noticed all the lemons around. In drawers and in bowls, lemons. Then the mother asks something about picking up some lemons on the way home and he realizes she is losing it because of the collection of lemons his mother was accumulating. At least that was my read on the situations. Well, actually, as people get older they forget and put things where they don't need to go or where they can't be found later.

LEMONS!

Poor Darkseid. He didn't deserve that even with all the evil he has done on Earth. Maybe Mom has joined this evil cabal.



4 comments:

the Trash Man said...

Anti-life justifies her hate.

Kal said...

He WAS working on the Equation in his head. Damn it. She saved us all.

Erik Johnson Illustrator said...

Sorry as soon as you said LEMONS, this is all I could think of:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEYmltgHFco

Dr. Theda said...

Thanks for the "Lemons" reference....
Villains and Lemons... Cool...
After all... our last name is Lemmon.... (which in old French... means..."Prostitute / Harlot / or Whore.....")