Sunday, March 30, 2014

You Did Hear The Arm Crash Through The Ice, Right?

 
Because if you didn't then I have to assume you are deaf and that you also have no ability to sense ice cracking beneath your feet. Nor do you have any peripheral vision or a brain, because you went out onto the ice without gloves a coat or a hat and those shoes look like something you would wear out on a date, which for your information will be the WORST one that girl will ever be on in her life. Maybe take her to see the giant monster frozen in a lake when you get to know her a little better. And having her watch you hack away on the ice is hardly the reason she went out with you in the first place. Not only does she get to see you all sweaty, she also is about to be killed by the giant monster you took her to see. Way to go numnut. Now I have to read the rest of the story to have my questions answers but I have a feeling the story will not get that deep.
 

2 comments:

Erik Johnson Illustrator said...

This is almost as bad as the X-Files movie were Mulder drove to Antarctica to rescue Scully from an underground UFO ( while not wearing a hat). Better yet, he has to get Scully, who is stark naked, out of a tube of alien goo, and wraps her up in his coat, then drives all the way back to civilization and of course has no way to prove that aliens were involved.

Kal said...

Don't get me started on that movie. I was the only one in the theatre matinee with 2 handlers and 2 'special' people. It was a freakin' nightmare both on and off the screen.