Wednesday, December 24, 2014

I Have Lost All Hope

Damn you humans and your families and your happy holiday memories. My suffering is epic and not even fun anymore. SIGH and GAH! Can't any of you find a space at the table for me? I wash pots and pans like a Cuban immigrant just in exchange for the company.

5 comments:

Simon B said...

Don't give up hope, Cal... I'm still here :-) And I'd kill to get viewing figures like that. Well, maybe not kill... I'd probably give someone an angry glance. Yeah, that would do it...
Happy Christmas my friend :-)

csmith2884 said...

Fixing that annoying hop the blog roll and right column have been doing might help. It has been driving me nuts.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

what? I didn't know it did that.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

How I am going obsess that my shit doesn't look tight. No wonder I am losing people. It's not my content. It's a technical thing.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

The right hand column only shimmies when someone over-increases the size of your blog in the browser. That's what I've found. So only expand it one or two times.