Friday, May 18, 2018

Dennis The Kid With The Brain Tumor

Another kid that needs to be on medication. Is he talking Hipster or Beatnick or CB SPEAK?? When did anyone talk like this kid is talking? I can tell you when. NEVER is when. He's having a stroke but since his mother only leaves the house to shop for groceries she has no practical first aid training and is only allowed to use the phone with her husband's permission but she would have to call him to get that and's a Catch 22 that will only create more irreversable damage Dennis' brain. Ah he was only using it to do evil anways. It was only a matter of time before he burned a church or a petting zoo. It was for the best that he was allowed to quietly pass and then be buried somewhere off the coast of Baffin Island. After a full incineraton of the corpse of course. That's just being medically prudent. Never saw him wash his hands once. He could have had both rabies AND the Plague for all we know.



Debra She Who Seeks said...

I always hated that little bastard.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Me too. A punk and a scofflaw who deserved to go missing down a well or be shipped off to military school where he was beaten daily before dying in Vietnam.