Tuesday, May 29, 2018

I Am Telling You. That 15 Hour Sleep Really Messed Me Up.

That moment when you think your beard was looking good and you thought it was a good time for a selfie. 12 shots later and we never speak of this incident again. Trolls are the ones that live under bridges and the Hunchbacks live in the bell tower? Right? So I have a couple of choices. From now on I use an IMAGE of myself instead of the actual image of my face. But what image to choose? I need to think about this.  But I need something to start with. Something more horrific than my own ghastly image to represent me on Facebook. Invisible Man is it. I like the bandages. The bandages cover a multitude of sins. Plus the ascot with the smoking jacket after dinner is a pretty sharp look.

I am THIS close to becoming THIS guy.


Debra She Who Seeks said...

But wouldn't your beard itch under all those bandages? Be practical, Cal.

DrGoat said...

I do like the coming and going part with nobody involved.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Damn you and your medical training Debra. You are right of course. The ointment costs alone would break me and make me rage all the more. Maybe Phantom of the Opera. The best of both worlds, and the beard, and a cape. HMMMM