Saturday, July 28, 2018

I HATE These Stupid Guiness 'Records'

This is one brave kid! Tom Buchanan of Australia laid in a clear perspex box and had 125 Golden Orb Spiders put onto his body for 55 seconds during the ‘Australia: Guinness World Records’ TV show in Sydney, New South Wales on 27 August 2005.\

Despite only needing to have seventy-five spiders on his body to set the record, Buchanan had one hundred and twenty-five Golden Orb spiders placed on him whilst in a Perspex tank. He also voluntarily exceeded the time limit, staying in the tank for fifty-five seconds.
This is the kind of crazy that makes me hate all these stupid Guinness Records. Every summer some kid wastes his entire precious summer trying to get in that book of shame. A few summer's ago some kid got in that book by putting on more pairs of underwear at one time that anyone ever before. I so wanted to be in the next room and match him underwear for underwear for as loong as it took me to just get one more pair on so I could totally ruin his dreams. This madness must stop especially the large food ones. NO ONE wants to see or eat a burrito the size of a football field and that is just a waste. Don't even get me started on the woman with the longest nails and the man with the most piercings on his penis. What are you gonna do on the toilet with either of those records? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ON THE TOILET???


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