Saturday, May 18, 2019

The Line Must Be Drawn HERE!

 
I will not live with a plant that feels so entitled that basically it gets to be the Iron Man of plant life. In all instances this does not end well for us Omnivores. Those legs can become sharpened spikes so easily. You want that around your toddler? Though it might work to grow some Old Toby by mazimizing sunlight on the plant. No, I can't think that way. That is what dirt and hydroponics are for. I barely tolerate the toaster in my life so I am not about to allow this freaking thing to crawl all over my place. That is the slippery slope to Skynet and Judgement Day.
 

2 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Your commentary made me laugh out loud!

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

My hate is pure. It' where all my best material comes from.