Wednesday, October 9, 2019

Headlines This Week

What flavor of Jello? WHAT? It matters?
And if cows drive tractors that is a GAME CHANGER on the farm.
I love this kind of madness because some Hillbillies will believe it.
And that kind of stupidity is delicious to me.
So what have we learned?
  • Heaven has different seasons.
  • Heaven has a surf park with 80-foot waves (but don’t worry; you’ll be safe).
  • Heaven has horses to ride.
  • Each floor of Heaven has a different aroma.
  • In Spring, the “trees sing, the flowers will dance with you, even the rocks cry out and worship Him.”
  • Heaven has “flowercopters” to carry people into the air.
  • Heaven has cows that drive tractors.
  • In Heaven, kids take art classes taught by rabbits. Giant rabbits. Giant multi-colored rabbits. Who help the kids paint the eggs with “liquid light” so they can draw Minions on them. And inside the eggs are baby chicks or rabbits. Somehow.
  • The kids sit on mushrooms that rise up into the air.
  • The Easter traditions were invented in Heaven.
  • There’s a city in Heaven made out of Jell-O where you can “eat the mailboxes.” Kids love it.
  • Heaven has a roller coaster where you leap through the air and go under the sea.
Tell me again how religion isn’t a delusion?


Debra She Who Seeks said...

Hey, I'd take an art class taught by a rabbit!

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

You would think so but they are so critical that they break your spirit before your inner artists is ever allowed to shine.