Monday, May 11, 2020

Oh Sweet Jeebus

  • Blessed are the toymakers, for they bring out the child in each of us. No, Jesus never said that (in fact, it was Archie in Accounting), but that doesn't mean it isn't true. As irreverent and playful as we are we'd like to think our products are bringing some degree of quirky happiness into the world.
  • Take this Jesus Little Thinker, for example. He's a cuddly 11-inch plush doll with a beard and long hair and an earnest disposition. Now you've found the perfect gift for everyone who's meek or a peacemaker or pure at heart or all of the above. As an extra little touch, the Jesus Little Thinker wears a little "WWID" bracelet. Now WWYD? We hope you'll buy one.
  • Our plush dolls of famous figures, politicians, artists, scientists, and philosophers are seriously cuddly. They make a great accent to any bed, bookshelf, or couch.
  • portrait, quotes, and achievements.
  • Click on "The Unemployed Philosophers Guild" near the product title to see more smart and clever gifts. UPG truly has presents of mind.


Rob R said...

Hey... if that lil Jesus turns water to wine (or preferably bourbon), I’d be first in line to buy one!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

WWID? lol

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

You know that any Jeebus that did that or any one of a dozen of his bullshit miracles would sell out before you got into your car.