Sunday, May 17, 2020

Sunday Morning Blessings To You All From Father Super Soaker

I have been waiting my lifetime to see a man of God use a squirt gun to spread a holy water blessing. I think some Institution has jumped the shark. They won't stop their priests from molesting children but they sure can adapt when the people are not there to fill the collection baskets. Does he have a carry permit? I hope he doesn't get shot back at when he tries to bless some gang bangers who take that pistol as a threat.


2 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Plus it doubles as a way to keep his cat from scratching the furniture.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

The Kitty Be Good bottle.