Thursday, September 5, 2013

At This Point...

 
I really don't care if the snake can make microwave popcorn. I now have to burn down the house with the snake inside it. It's the only way to be sure. Clearly I can never go in that kitchen again.  I would always be on the look-out for the snake. I could no longer sit there in my breakfast nook and calmly enjoy my toast.
 

4 comments:

M. D. Jackson said...

The first thing you should do is make sure that none of the cats are missing... or the kids!

j-swin said...

or just nuke the house from orbit...THAT'S the only way to be certain.

DrGoat said...

Trying to get ready for work in the morning is hard enough without fighting a giant snake for the microwave.

Kal said...

Thanks you for understanding my brothers.