She is tailor made for the struggle against the cephalopod menace. Just look at the hate in her eyes. Prinny has got it all. I can just picture her dragging a bag of explosives behind her and tying them to the Cephalopod Booze Cruise boat. Those octopus scum are such drinkers and they like to gossip when they get hammered and gossip is a thing I cannot abide.
I will be sure to ask her during the customary interview. Really just a formality at this point but I don't want to put her in the water again if she is uncomfortable with it.
But if it WAS staged. I will be paying a little 'Jack Bauer' style visit to that photographer and I am bringing friends.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
4 comments:
Not only would this cat provide instant Cephalopod sushi. She would look damn cute doing so!
Well cuteness IS a litle know pre-requisite for the position.
Are you sure she isn't just pissed at the dickwad who made her swim in the pool so he could take "real great internet pictures"?
I will be sure to ask her during the customary interview. Really just a formality at this point but I don't want to put her in the water again if she is uncomfortable with it.
But if it WAS staged. I will be paying a little 'Jack Bauer' style visit to that photographer and I am bringing friends.
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