Tuesday, May 11, 2010

I Would Hire This Cat In A Second Even If She Didn't Have A Resume

She is tailor made for the struggle against the cephalopod menace. Just look at the hate in her eyes. Prinny has got it all. I can just picture her dragging a bag of explosives behind her and tying them to the Cephalopod Booze Cruise boat. Those octopus scum are such drinkers and they like to gossip when they get hammered and gossip is a thing I cannot abide.





4 comments:

Pat Tillett said...

Not only would this cat provide instant Cephalopod sushi. She would look damn cute doing so!

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Well cuteness IS a litle know pre-requisite for the position.

M. D. Jackson said...

Are you sure she isn't just pissed at the dickwad who made her swim in the pool so he could take "real great internet pictures"?

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I will be sure to ask her during the customary interview. Really just a formality at this point but I don't want to put her in the water again if she is uncomfortable with it.

But if it WAS staged. I will be paying a little 'Jack Bauer' style visit to that photographer and I am bringing friends.