Monday, June 21, 2010

Monster Meme


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1.FULLNAME?
Calvin
2.NICKNAME(S)?
Cal, Kal, Ka'el, Mr. H, Monkey Boy
3.BIRTHPLACE?
St. Bonifac Manitoba
4.WEBSITE
You are there
5.FAVORITE SALAD DRESSING?
Blue Cheese
6.FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Pistachio with chocolate chips
7.FUTURE CAREER GOALS?
Permanent, full time teaching position. Graphic
Novelist and Storyteller.
8.PROBABLE CAREER?
Selling ladies shoes at Sears
9.FAVORITE FOOD?
Seafood soup, mushroom pizza, steak, Chinese food, french fries, Pop Tarts, Berries.
10.FAVORITE DRINK? (Non-alcoholic)
Pepsi or Hawaiian Punch
11.FAVORITE SCHOOL SUBJECT?
Language Arts, Social and Drama
12.FAVORITE SCHOOL ACTIVITY?
Field Trips (as a student) Staff Meetings (as an adult)
13.LEAST FAVORITE SCHOOL SUBJECT?
The Hated Math
14.LEAST FAVORITE SCHOOL ACTIVITY?
Religion Class and Assemblies
15.WHAT DO YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOUR TOWN?
It is small and beautiful like a park.
16.WHAT DO YOU LIKE LEAST ABOUT YOUR TOWN?
Too many people are finding that out.
17.GREATEST ADVENTURE?
Hopped a freight train from Shilo to Winnipeg.
18.MOST ROMANTIC MOMENT?
Walking in the snow with Tara Crandall.
19.HOW MANY PILLOWS?
Never Enough
20.PETS?
Admiral Fluffy Von Schoochie Balou
21.THREE FAVORITE MOVIES? (THIS YEAR)
Toy Story 3, How To Train Your Dragon, Kick Ass
22.THREE FAVORITE MOVIES? (ALL TIME)
Rudy, Hoosiers, Donnie Darko, Stand and Deliver, Tombstone
23.FAVORITE TV SHOWS (THIS YEAR)
Hell's Kitchen, Survivor, Stargate Universe, Modern Family
24.THREE FAVORITE TV SHOWS? (ALL TIME)
WKRP in Cincinnati, MASH, Barney Miller, The Prisoner (McGoogan makin' trouble) Star Trek (all versions), I Dream of Jeannie, Simpsons, Old Twilight Zone.
25.LEAST FAVORITE TV SHOWS
Shows so bad that you actually watch them more than you would EVER care to admit. You know all the characters and for some reason these shows hypnotize you when they are on. Kinda freaky if you think about it too much. - Full House (YIKES)
26.THREE FAVORITE SONGS? (ALL TIME)
Drove All Night - Roy Orbison
Constant Craving - k.d. Lang
Time of the Season - Zombies
Magic Carpet Ride - Steppenwolf
27.THREE FAVORITE ALBUMS OR CDs?
Currently - Garbage Version 2.0
Mathew Good Band - Underdogs
Smiths - Louder Than Bombs
John Mellancamp - Uh Huh
Our Time in Eden- 10,000 Maniacs
Eurythmics - Greatest Hits
28.THREE FAVORITE MUSIC VIDEOS?
Right Now - Van Halen
Really cool one by Tool (?)
Stay - U2
29.FAVORITE SINGER?
Freddy Mercury of Queen
30.FAVORITE MUSICAL GROUP?
Garbage (currently) Queen (all time)
31.MUSICAL SHAME?
Actually can sing all the words to ALL the hits of the BEE GEES.
32.FAVORITE CELEBRITY?
Kelsy Grammar
33.LEAST FAVORITE CELEBRITY?
Glen Beck, Limbaugh, Perez Hilton
34.MALE STAR?
Brad Pitt in Legends of the Fall
Harrison Ford as Han Solo and Indiana Jones
Sean Connery as James Bond
35.FEMALE STAR?
Jennifer Connelly in The Rocketeer
Jenneane Garofalo in Mystery Men and The Truth About Cat's And Dogs?"
Selena Gomez in anything
36.WORD OR PHRASE YOU OVER USE?
"That is how they GETCHA!"
37.SUPERPOWER YOU WOULD WANT?
It begins and ends with TIME TRAVEL or having the powers of the RESURRECTION MAN (Everytime he died he woke up with a new superpower)
38.BODY PIERCINGS OR TATTOOS?
None but want to piece my ear with a diamond stud and
get a Superman symbol tattoo.
39.IF YOU COULD WITNESS ONE EVENT IN HISTORY WHICH WOULD IT BE AND WHY WOULD YOU GO THERE?
Birth of Jesus or Man's First Landing on the Moon
- to see if they really happened. Plus that whole Planet of the Apes thing.
40.WHAT DO YOU THINK OTHERS ADMIRE ABOUT YOU?
My caring nature, my ability to listen, my boundless energy and enthusiasm
41.WHAT DO YOU ADMIRE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF?
Same thing
42.WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE ABOUT YOURSELF IF YOU COULD?
I would be an attractive guy.
43.IF YOU COULD LIVE ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD YOU GO?
WHY?

The mountains of Western Canada. But only if I could live in a barn house with satellite TV and surface to air missiles to deal with intruders or trespassers.
44.WHAT WOULD BE YOUR LAST MEAL? (INCLUDE EVERYTHING)
Seafood Soup, Lobster, Chinese Food, Pepsi,
Pineapple Dream Squares, and a Cyclone
45.WHAT IS YOUR PREFERRED METHOD OF EXECUTION?
Shot to the head...Soviet style.
46.WHAT LIVING PERSON WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO HAVE LUNCH WITH?
Stan Lee, the creator of Spiderman, the Hulk, the X-men,
and so many other great comic book characters.
47.WHAT DEAD PERSON WOULD YOU MOST HAVE LIKED TO HAVE LUNCH WITH?
Jack Kirby (master comic artist) or Leonardo Da Vinci
48.THREE BOOKS TO TAKE TO A DESSERT ISLAND?
Dune by Frank Herbert
Watchmen by Dave Gibbons
Godfather by Mario Puzo
Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte
49.THREE PEOPLE YOU KNOW TO TAKE TO A DESSERT ISLAND? Leonardo DaVinci, Shirley Manson, and Selena Gomez
50.THREE WISHES? (NO FAIR WISHING FOR MORE WISHES)
World Peace
To Be In Love
No more hunger or want
Superpowers - if I can scam one more wish.
51.WHAT IS SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU UNIQUE?
I have the power to anticipate when the phone is going to ring about a second before it does. Sometimes I know a person will call within a half hour and they do.
52.SPORT YOU MOST LIKE TO WATCH?
The Olympic Games, Fencing, Horse Jumping
53.SPORT YOU MOST LIKE TO PARTICIPATE IN?
Fencing or Floor Hockey or Curling or Bowling
54.WHAT DO YOU COLLECT?
Action Figures, Comic Books, Art Books, Music CDs, Computer Stuff, Photographs, picture books,
55.WHO DO YOU ADMIRE MOST IN YOUR LIFE?
My Parents- they are kind and generous with their resources and time.
56.WHAT HISTORICAL PERIOD WOULD YOU HAVE LIKED TO LIVE IN?
1700s in France - Musketeer - Just to be able to carry a sword in public and have the chance to use it occasionally. WAAAAA HOOOOOOO! But they would need 20th Century plumbing.
57.FAVORITE MONOPOLY PIECE?
It begins and ends with the magic hat.
58.FAVORITE BOARD GAMES?
Trouble, Rebound, Battling Tops, Risk, Monopoly,
59.SPIRIT ANIMAL?
Black Panther
60.FAVORITE ANIMAL?
Domesticated House Cat ("Its a Puma")
61.BEST AND WORST PARTS OF LIVING IN THE FUTURE?
Robots that will do all the work for us and dispense Pepsi on demand. However, the worst part will be when these same robots go nuts and turn on humanity.
62.DO YOU PREFER CATS OR DOGS?
Definitely Cats, dogs are too needy. Cats RULE. They are familiars who protect my soul. If a cat loves you then you are pretty cool. They are very particular about us humans.
63.WHAT WOULD BE YOUR SPICE GIRL NAME IF YOU WERE IN THE GROUP?
Pepsi Spice - think of all that endorsement money????
64.DO YOU PREFER COKE OR PEPSI?
Pepsi, Coke is an evile corporation that is working for the alien invasion agenda. Go HERE to read about the great Coke Conspiracy. Coke may try to kill us but Pepsi is pure and good and will SAVE US ALL!

11 comments:

Wings1295 said...

Fun stuff, sir! And now I know what to get you as a gift - a dictionary with the entry for THREE highlighted.

hah!

;)

DrGoat said...

A top hat and Pepsi man. Cal, you are my kind of guy.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Wing, I thought those were merely suggestions and not hard targets.

I am not a barbarian Dr. G. I know what is classy. Can you imagine those people who drink Coke AND use the thimble? Thugs! I pity them in a sad way.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Wing, I thought those were merely suggestions and not hard targets.

I am not a barbarian Dr. G. I know what is classy. Can you imagine those people who drink Coke AND use the thimble? Thugs! I pity them in a sad way.

DrGoat said...

Sir, you are so not a barbarian. Like I said, Pepsi, the top hat, and cats. I might preceed that shot to the head with a large dose of morphine, but...

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

All I need is a monocle and I will be Mr Peanut.

Nathan said...

Your overused phrase isn't "this is how they GETCHA"?

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

You are right, brother. I must fix that now.

M. D. Jackson said...

Okay. I've done your meme. Go check it out.

Megan said...

You ARE an attractive guy.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Oh Megan. Aren't you sweet.