One Thing That Surprises Me And One Thing That Does Not

First the item that is no surprise to me. Seems that Abby Sutherland's dad has a contract for a reality TV show staring his 'daredevil' kids. Wonder how he plans to endanger the others now that daughter Abby failed in her attempt to sail solo around the world. I know, lets just spin it and say that she SUCCEEDED in her attempt to almost drown in the Indian Ocean.

This is what you get when you home school kids as this family does to the 7 out of utero and one one in-utero. There is all kinds of time for these little side "adventures". Plus with 8 kids you have several left over in case one combusted into flames or something. Sure, one kid brings an aspirin to school and social services in called in but this numnut sends one off alone on a boat and he gets a show. Thank YOU, America.


Now for the thing that is surprising. What has happened to the spectacular cleavage that Scarlet Johanson used to have? Don't tell me it was just because of that dress she is wearing in the picture because that makes NO sense. That dress is begging for some bursting.

Now that her cleavage is gone we can all admit we weren't watching her for her stellar acting abilities? Personally she made the 'Spirit' (a very bad film) virtually unwatchable and that was while she was wearing a sexy nazi uniform! So you can only imagine the level of suck her acting must have reached for me to have a complaint about that.