Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Our Newest Deep Sea Attack Ships

I love when I leave the design and production of our attack vessels to an outside engineering firm. They always are so much more creative than I am when it comes to these things. I outline my requirements and they sorta 'pimp my ride' (as the kids say) and deliver something that I am always impressed with. They too hate the Octopus as much as I do and that helps with the lethality of the vehicle.

7 comments:

M. D. Jackson said...

Do the Aquaphibeans have to pilot it, or will they be training human crews?

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Depends if we can pay humans in codfish or not.

Michael May said...

Snazzy! I'd like to order two dozen please.

vancouver mark said...

They have minimal maneuverability and are painfully slow compared to the new Marine Overlord Stealth Action Squid Assault Undersea Ranger (M.O.S.A.S.A.U.R.) subs the other side is deploying all along our coasts.
You live in freaking ALBERTA dear boy, so you don't have a clue. Catch the BC Ferry northern run from Prince Rupert to the Island. The M.O.S.A.S.A.U.R.s are spotted up there all the time, doing whatever it is that they do.

That "newest deep sea attack ship" you're crowing about is a South Lorean knock-off of an Illuminati scout model that went obsolete back in '87. They have one at the Vancouver Aquarium private wing.

Keep up, kay?

vancouver mark said...

A South KOREAN knock-off.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

We looked the BC built ship but truthfully the savings we got by going offshore (as it were) were sustantial. Almost 2 to 1. And I hate to say this but the chairs were dreadfully uncomfortable. We can't expect our agents to be fighting bum sores while they are trying to track and destroy the cephalopod menance. When it comes to upgrades though I will for sure give your company a fresh look. We do 'buy Canadian' when we can.

Wings1295 said...

Atlantean in design?