People may say they are just curious - yeh, curious to see how much it will take to kill us and how tasty we might be. Even sharks know after taking one bite of us that we don't really go down well. But octopus are most annoying, even the little ones. Just spear them to any passing boats and it's all good.
Then we have organic octopus soap. Also another bad idea. I don't want to wash my nether regions with tentacles. What if I go swimming in the ocean (yeh, like that is gonna happen) right afterwards? Will the soap attract animals like that barbed fish that swims up your urethra in the Amazon? Any creature that lives in the water and does that sucks.
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Indeed. Stay landlocked, Cal. It's safer (apart from the occasional run-in with a bear or, you know, Bigfoot or something)
Bigfoot I can deal with. It's those damn bears with their judgemental ways and oh so hip breathmints and acting in fast food commercials that I can't stand. Do you realize that the Root Bear wears a sweater. HE'S A BEAR!!
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