Monday, July 16, 2012

DIS IS MY MONDAY BITCHES

I am in the middle of changing medications and have no idea how it's going to affect my weigh-in this Wednesday. My mind no longer feels the electrical zaps in my brain and I battle hunger. As before I crave carbs but my circulation is not good and I feel very weak. However, I have replaced all the bad food I want to eat (chips, pizza, chicken wings, onion rings, cheeseburgers) with apples, celery and other haunted salads. The stress test I take next month is going to be the death of me.

After the bad news tomorrow I plan to quit that doctor and just give in so that, like Homer Simpson, I can be fat enough to be truly disabled. The first 8 weeks I went from the weight of 311 down to 304 and then back to 311. I made NO difference. I embarrass myself. I also journal like a motherfucker and know most to all of my food triggers. All that accomplished was to increase the shame of my failure.

I just want to lose enough weight to be about to move and swim an walk and hike and climb and screw a little bit better than I can right now. I want to move like an older jungle cat who can still fence and climb a series of steps without help

I get weighed again this week. After the bad news I am going to quit seeing that doctor because he has don't nothing for me in the past eight weeks but make me fatter. I can do that for myself without wasting his valuable time. I can never even dream of wearing an outfit like this and looking good. Add a cape for winter and damn can't I look good for once?


I have 80% of the pieces for this stencil thing right here in my room. Where the other 20% is stuffed will torment me as I go through all my tubs of comic book figures and matching the loose figures to their accessories. Pinned to them in a little bag then displayed in some glass case that you can appreciate from all sides and angles. I wish I had a curvy fan girl to share the labor with.



How can I enjoy 7/11 mashed potatoes after this inspirational Superman line? I at least have to try them once. With cheese and sour cream.



Another Monday in the Wehrmacht. What the hell is with the Nazis and killer robots?


11 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Hang in there, Cal. We're rootin' for ya!

TS Hendrik said...

Have they run hormone and thyroid tests? A lot of studies have shown recently that each person works differently in how they lose weight.

Kal said...

I will check but I assume so with all the blood they took from me.

TS Hendrik said...

You'd be surprised. Especially with the thyroid but with hormones too, they'll do basic tests, but it takes a specialist to actually do the comprehensive tests to find out.

Kal said...

I have saved this multiverse enough times that the Gods should insure that I get proper medical care - so I can live and bitch until I am 100. I am owed that much.

Kelly Sedinger said...

TS has a good point. Thyroid issues can wreak all manner of havoc with the way your body metabolizes, so even if you reduce your diet to grazing on raw plants and run fifteen miles a day it might not make you lose weight very quickly. My wife has had thyroid issues for years, and it has, at times, made a big mess of things, healthwise. Also, make sure you're getting enough Vitamin D! That stuff is turning out to be something of a nutritional silver bullet, but people who live in wintry climes and thus spend lots of time indoors tend to not have enough (your body makes its own when given sufficient exposure to sunlight).

Kal said...

That's for those tips boys.

Hobgoblin238 said...

Too bad the jackass didn´t watch Superman enough times. He misquoted it! IF they wish to be!

Jax said...

Good luck, Kal! Hopefully the new medications will have a good effect instead of a bad one. I'll be thinking of you xo

M. D. Jackson said...

7-11 has mashed potatoes? How could I have never known that? That's awesome!

Sorry, got distracted... Yeah, Thyroid problems can mess you up and sometimes (a lot of times) doctors know shit all about it. Don't hesitate to ask about it or to get a second opinion.

And don't get discouraged. You will get there. I know you want it bad enough. You will get there.

Unknown said...

Doctor weigh ins suck. I completely feel your pain! My appointment is in a month. Blech.

I am hope that the next meds work for you. And remember if they do...share. I am pretty sure it is the Canadian way.