Tuesday, October 23, 2012

I Just Got A Look At My Future

I can see myself wearing a nice velvet sleeping cap to go with my velvet pajamas. I imagine myself trolling the halls of the retirement center, schmoozing with all the pretty ladies and conning them out of their banana pudding whenever I can. Then after supper I ruin Wheel of Fortune for everyone by guessing the word with only the barest minimum of letters. That is a rich full day for anyone.


Debra She Who Seeks said...

You'll be the life of the party, Cal.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I always am. That is why no one invites me anymore. I just take too much focus off the host and hostess. I can't help it. I am a PERFORMER!!