Tuesday, July 29, 2014

I Told You Humans This Was Going To Be A Winner

I could go back in my archive and pull up the exact moment a year ago when I put my street cred on the line and proclaimed that Guardians of the Galaxy would be THE movie of the summer. Check out the 97% FRESH rating at Rotten Tomatoes. How can anyone doubt my genius after this? I have my finger on the pulse of all that is cool. Tell your friends. I could use the validation. I didn't get nominated for anything this year. Not even an Emmy.

This is my new GOOM PUMPKIN. He expresses my deepest ennui - which I am enjoying wallowing in these days. 30 degrees Celcius is not fun for me. I am a polar bear despite my weight loss. Go I can't wait to go into an air conditioned theatre with 3D glasses and a movie hot dog. For me, that's as good as it gets.



Erik Johnson Illustrator said...

Especially psyched after seeing this preview clip.


Debra She Who Seeks said...

And there's no apparent let-up in the heat for the foreseeable future. Thirty below in the winter, thirty above in the summer . . . whose idea was it to settle this country again?

Kal said...

Immigrants...that's who. Everything bad started with those immigrants.

Like Moe said on the Simpsons - IMMIGRANTS!!! Even when it was the fault of the bears I knew it was them."