Wednesday, February 21, 2018

My Name Is Calvin And I Am A Problem Solver

The rules of politeness apply pretty much everywhere we go. This is especially important to remember when we’re on an airplane.
This unspoken rule of the skies (and the close quarters up there) may be why people are especially offended when someone does something rude like taking off their shoes or eating smelly food. Or, in this case, proceeding to brazenly pass gas, despite other passengers asking them to stop.

Last weekend, a Transavia Airlines flight from Dubai to Amsterdam was forced to make an emergency landing due to a fight that broke out between a man and the passengers sitting next to him. Despite their pleas, the man insisted on farting throughout the flight.


At some point everyone buckles in, the cabin door is opened, Mr Stinky is wooshed out of the cabin and no one ever talks about this again. Free drinks until the drinks run out. What the Captain doesn't know won't hurt him.


Dr. Theda said...

We really enjoyed that read, good Sir Kal... thanks for the Laugh... (liked your "solution" to this problem... just open the door to air out the Stink )

Dr. Theda said...

they should even make "No Farting Zone" signs...