Notable And Quotable From The FIRST Cave Of Cool

I actually had a website on Fortune City of all places but on my homepage were these quotes. I could probably add more fresh and relevant ones. From the Ancient Cave Of Cool.

"I may be mad, I may be blind, I may be visciously unkind, but I still read what you're thinking."
-Annie Lennox

"Zephyr in the sky at night I wonder,do my tears of mourning,sink
beneath the sun"
-Madonna (Ray of Light)

"He's a good teacher..really seems to care. About WHAT I have no idea."
-ThorntonMelon/RodneyDangerfield (Back to School)

"You will be known as Usul, which is the strength at the base of the pillar."
-Stilgar (Dune)

"I couldn't fix your brakes so I made your horn louder."
-Steven Wright

"Don't try to find the answer when there is no question here, brother let your heart be wounded and give no mercy to your fear"
-Live (Run to the Water)

"Roooooll that beautiful bean footage"
-Duke (Bush's Baked Beans commercial)

"Bill Gates is a monocle and a persian cat away from being a villain in a James Bond movie"
-Dennis Miller

"Are you saying...you want a piece of me?"
-Frank Costanza/Jerry Stiller - (Seinfeld)

"As God as my witness...I thought turkeys could fly."
-Arthur Carlson/Gordon Jump - (WKRP in Cincinnati)

"From some other planet I get this funky high off a yellow sun."
-Matchbox 20

"The only good human...is a DEAD human!"
-General Urus (Planet of the Apes)

"Buddy, if that did it for me I would be the luckiest man in the world."
-Jack Nicholson (As Good As It Gets)

"You wanted to tussle? We TUSSLED!!"
-Jennifer Lopez (Out of Sight)

"I try to say good-bye and I choke, try to walk away and I stumble, though I try to hide it, its clear,my world crumbles when you are not near."
- Marcy Gray

"HEY! You stole my Jesus fish!"
-Puddy (Seinfeld)

"Is that Dad?" - Bart Simpson
"Either that or Batman has really let himself go." - Lisa Simpson

"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm."
-Steven Wright

"Carmine said ONE boy..here there are TWO. Carmine said ONE...here are TWO!"
-John Cassevettes

"Sam, can I tell you something else? Sometimes if you want
to catch the wild monkey you got to climb the TREE!"
-Bubby

"Sir..Just drop the Chulupa! Put it down and back away!" "Sir, drop the Chulupa!"
-Tacco Bell Commercial

"Homer, he prefers the company of men!"- Marge Simpson
"Well who DOESN'T????" - Homer Simpson

"Is that a picture of Mussolini?" - Matthew Broderick
"Well it ain't Tony Bennet!" - Marlon Brando

"Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel."
-John Phillip Law - (Golden Voyage of Sinbad)

"The clock is another demon that devours our time in Eden"
-10,000 Maniacs (Our Time In Eden)

"The President is missing"- Bob Hauk
"The President of what?" - Snake Plisken (Escape From New York)

"We are not afforded the luxury of choosing the woman we fall in love with."
-General Martok on the path to Kalhya

"Hello. My name is Indiago Montoya...you killed my father...prepare to die."
Manny Pitankin (Princess Bride)

"Be careful Senorita...there are dangerous men about."
-Zorro - Antonio Banderas (Mask of Zorro)

"24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?"
-Steven Wright

"You are like my yo-yo, that glowed in the dark. What made it special, made it dangerous."
-Kate Bush

"The sea was ANGRY that day my friends!"
-George Costanza/Jason Alexander- (Seinfeld)

"You probably already got whats killing you."
-Adam Mireault

"Till your deepest secrets are known to me I will not be moved"
-Live - Run to the Water

"San Francisky? Did you drive and did you flew?"
-Sid Dithers/Eugene Levy - (SCTV)

"Crash and burn, all the stars explode tonight. How'd you get so desperate, how'd you stay alive?"
-Hole

"When Brian Boitano traveled through time to the year 3010, he fought the evil robot kings and saved the earth again"
-South Park Movie

"Make your peace with GOD A.J.!!!!"
-Harry Stamper/Bruce Willis - (Armageddon)

"Who are you?" - criminal scumbag
"I'm BATMAN." - Batman/Michael Keaton - (Batman)

"And the monkey flips the switch."
-Major West/Matt Leblanc (Lost in Space)

"Shucks! And I thought termites only et wood."
-Huckleberry Hound

"Do you know what you have done? You have taken one of the great woman on the face of the earth and thrown her away. I lost her too but I'll get over it because I am SHALLOW and SELF CENTERED but you WON'T because you are COMPLEX!"
-Maestro - (Money Pit)

"I'm your Huckleberry."
-Doc Holiday /Val Kilmer - (Thombstone)

"The trick is to keep breathing"
-Garbage (Shirley Manson)

"If I should lose my mind would you still call me Superman?"
-Three Doors Down

"When I was King I made you Pope" "When I was Pope I made you King" "I love you my King" "I love you my Pope" "I love you BOTH! BUT I LOVE ENGLAND MORE THAT IS WHY I AM KING OF THE POPES!!!!!!"
-SCTV

"I don't know if you have ever had someone trying to kill you but its a really weird feeling."
-Tom Petty

"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met."
-Steven Wright

"How's it gonna be when you find out there is nothing between you and me? Cause I don't care hows it gonna be."
-Third Eye Blind

"Scott my boy." "I got a whole bag of SHUSH with your name on it"
-Dr. Evil /Mike Meyers (Austin Powers)

"Its a Puma!"
-Jamie Buckman (Helen Hunt)

DISHONORABLE MENTION - Any song with the following line in it...
"Put you hands in the air...and wave em like you just don't care."