Monday, June 21, 2010

You Have Chose Wisely People Magazine

I don't approve of your being a crappy magazine policy but I do approve of your Jennifer Love on the cover policy. I am sure these will be snapped up by all your readers who are overwhelmingly women and who generally like to be compared to a sexy actress with the genetics to look like she does at her age.

9 comments:

Ally said...

good for love. i was so angry when the mags were calling her chubby or giving her grief about her weight a while back.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

I wish I knew how to quit her. Gawd damn she's sooooooooooo feckin' sexy.

Pat Tillett said...

I belive I made the extended list. I came in 73,789,874,004th...

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Damn you Pat. You said you wouldn't enter this year and now I look at the list and you are four spots above me? Not cool, man.

Darius Whiteplume said...

[drool]

For JLH, I'll even watch The Ghost Whisperer. I call that dedication.

I just may have to celebrate by watching that movie where she and Ripley were con artists... Brain fart this morning. Cannot remember titles or names.

Darius Whiteplume said...

BTW, the wife hates that I call her Jennifer Love Hugetits. ;-)

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I know the movie you mean. I think it's called 'Heartbreakers'. It's terrible but you watch it for her you watch.

It is the same for, 'So I Know What Wet T-Shirt You Are Wearing This Summer, Last Summer and the Summer Before That'.

Can't a man appreciate a fine actor at work without all these accusations?

I am shocked...SHOCKED that your wife finds your motives to be anything but pure Darius.

Cap'n Carrot said...

She's a nice person and a fair actress but she sure has made a boatload of crap I don't care about over the years. Can't Hardly Wait, maybe The Tuxedo (if I'm drunk enough) other than that...

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

As long as she continutes to look like that she can make every Garfield movie up to number 10 and beyond in my opinion.