Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: That's What I Want To Know Also

Sunday, July 10, 2011

That's What I Want To Know Also

9 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...: Cuz this world is full of suffering and pain, kid. Get used to it.; July 11, 2011 at 5:33 AM
Tim Knight said...: Are they suggesting that God knows everyone's locker combinations? Isn't that a bit creepy?; July 11, 2011 at 7:48 AM
Kal said...: He's GOD, he either knows all the locker combinations or he doesn't. If he doesn't then he's been overselling himself. I don't want a God that can't open lockers. Frankly, if HE lets me down there, when else will HE let me down? It's better to believe HE doesn't exist. Makes a hell of a lot more sense.

Debra - I don't see how your advice does anything to get this poor child's locker open.; July 11, 2011 at 9:29 AM
Tim Knight said...: But surely God wouldn't need the combination? Couldn't he just 'magic' them open or whatever he's supposed to do?; July 11, 2011 at 9:39 AM
Kal said...: Bolt cutters do the same thing as magic. I hope you are not giving this GOD some slack. HE claims he is GOD. Time for some miracles and one miracle would be quessing the combination of a lock you had never seen before...but then again if you are GOD then you saw the lock get made in the firstplace. On what day of the week did GOD make locks by the way? Is it lumped in with other things he did that first week?; July 11, 2011 at 9:42 AM
Tim Knight said...: Guessing locker combinations? Isn't that the sort of thing Derren Brown or Penn & Teller do? I'll take them over a make believe friend any day - but none of them are going near my safe ;); July 11, 2011 at 9:55 AM
Belle said...: To me, God is not Santa Claus or Houdini. He is close to being a Jedi though. :); July 11, 2011 at 11:47 AM
Kal said...: That is some awesome old school Jedi wisdom there Belle. I am but a padawan next to you Master.; July 11, 2011 at 12:06 PM
Nathan said...: Because your locker is possessed by Satan, duh!; July 12, 2011 at 6:06 PM

Calvin's Canadian Cave Of Cool Manifesto

I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.

I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.

I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.

And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.

So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.

Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.

This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.