I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
8 comments:
Fancy Octopus at Big Lots? Am going to have to look into this at our local BL Store.
Come on now. That is only for the one percent people in their fancy autoMObiles.
Y'know I'm glad they didn't go through with the plan to cast Tom Cruise as Nick Fury.
Only casting David Hasslehoff as Fury would be worse...oh wait.
I wish I had one of those jewel-encrusted crowns.
What, you don't? I thought you would at least have a nice tiara...for those fancy balls you women are always going to.
Yeah, no. My lesbian world is more like "Orange is the New Black" rather than "The L Word," you know? Tiaras don't figure prominently.
So lots of bitches get cut in the shower room? That is your reality?
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