Wednesday, July 11, 2018

A Massive, Black Sarcophagus Has Been Unearthed in Egypt, And Nobody Knows Who's Inside


We all know that nothing good comes from a BLACK coffin from Egyptian times. You know whomever is in that cursed object was a very bad and dangerous person. So opening the box is just the beginning of the next bad Mummy movie. Seriously guys. Seal this piece of evil into a rocket and launch it towards the sun. Every second this Sarcophagus is above ground is bringing us all closer to the end.



https://www.sciencealert.com/huge-mystery-sarcophagus-unearthed-in-egypt-alexandria



 

2 comments:

Tim Knight said...

At first I dismissed this this as some Ancient Aliens-style balloon juice, but then I started to research it and it was all over legitimate news sites as well.

You're right: this isn't going to end well!!!

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I am glad that most EVERYONE who will be in contact with this thing is thinking what we all are thinking. I just want to know what is written on the thing because those ancient guys loved to inscribed their coffins.