Thursday, November 29, 2018

What The Hell Is With That LOOK, Tarzan?

You look just hammered and now you have to explain to Jane why you were out drinking with those irresponsible monkeys on a school night again. Bad form for the King of the Jungle. King of the Blood Alcohol Level is more like it to me. He needs rehab but where do you find a good place in the Jungle that is not just some insurance scam? You don't. You need to move to the big city to find reliable treatment centers.


Debra She Who Seeks said...

Or it could be constipation.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

He may have digestion issues and using those palm leaves to wipe his butt with sparked something in him. AND he's drunk off his vine swinging ass. Take a Rhino Uber home you maniac. You will end up killing someone in your impaired state.

I can do this ALL day.