Tuesday, January 22, 2019

A Strip Club Is No Place For Amateur Night

Now I know why your Momma is trying to hitch a ride with truckers to get to Yellowknife before another opportunity passes her by. A dream delayed is a dream denied. Is there really an audience for women who haven't chosen to work the pole? What would be the fallout if family and friends and employers at the Day Care Center found out some girl's hidden dream to show her coot coot and prune shute to everyone she sees in line at the bank. Or what if some Dad goes to see the new talent and his little girl does the naked splits in front of his work buddies. Money for gymnastic lessons well spent.

Harley’s, which bills itself as “Canada’s northernmost strip club,” is to begin an amateur night in which locals can perform – and earn money.

The Yellowknife club relocated to new premises at the start of the year. Harley’s spokesperson Darin Woodbury said “a lot of patrons have asked” for the opportunity to perform their own exotic dances.

“Our plan is to have folks from around here coming in and volunteering to do their little shows,” Woodbury told Cabin Radio.



Debra She Who Seeks said...

"Money for gymnastic lessons well spent" -- hahahahahaha!

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

thank you...I am always laughing in my own head so it's nice to see that someone else got the joke.