Saturday, November 30, 2013
I Don't Know What Bothers Me More
The fact that they make such products or that some parents allowed their child to model it for what must be the happiest catalogue on the planet.
Russia's Version Of Winnie The Pooh
I found this over at Electronic Cerebrectomy. You don't need to understand the language to get what is going on here. I especially like the animation and the music and the big pants on Piglet.
Did Anyone Find Any Good 'Black Friday' Toy Deals
I have always wondered if all the great 'risk your life for savings' extended down to the toy department, where only the most very brave dare to travel? Let me know if you found something cool at a ridiculously low price so I can hate you forever. I would especially like to hear of any Monster High discoveries. You know that since I have expressed my love for this line you look a little when you pass by them in the toy aisles. Maybe you even stop. I know you. You can't lie to me.
Have you heard the term 'Brown Thursday'? It has now become the shopping day before Black Friday when poorly paid employees of big store chains will now have to work on the ONE day a year they once had off from the grind to spend with their families. The brown must stand for the color of the freshly cooked turkey they are going to miss out on and the shit that the capitalists who run these stores should also be feasting on.
Why not go back the entire Thanksgiving week and give each shopping day a different color theme. I call dibs on Magenta Monday. It's the day for purchasing a handgun for your eventual Black Friday 'incident' in the electronics department.
Have you heard the term 'Brown Thursday'? It has now become the shopping day before Black Friday when poorly paid employees of big store chains will now have to work on the ONE day a year they once had off from the grind to spend with their families. The brown must stand for the color of the freshly cooked turkey they are going to miss out on and the shit that the capitalists who run these stores should also be feasting on.
Why not go back the entire Thanksgiving week and give each shopping day a different color theme. I call dibs on Magenta Monday. It's the day for purchasing a handgun for your eventual Black Friday 'incident' in the electronics department.
Did you shop?
Did you buy?
Did you contribute to the decline of our civilization and how much did it save you? Did it fill up any part of the dark pit in the depth of your soul? Did that toddler really deserved to be hip checked into a display of Chex-Mix? Only you people with guns can stop the madness. Wait...what?
Masters Of The Universe - The Good Guys - By Phil Postma
Once again Phil adopts a new style for his latest project.
Is It Too Soon To Make Driving Jokes
Paul Walker, star of Universal Pictures’ “Fast and the Furious” movie franchise, died Saturday following a single-car accident in Valencia, Calif., according to TMZ. He was 40.
I do enjoy the entire Fast and Furious franchise and thought the last film with The Rock was the best heist film I had seen in years. It's too bad for a young man to die so ironically. I would be like Tom Hanks choking on a box of chocolates.
An Open Letter To All Those Who Have Stepped Inside The Cave Of Cool
I have something to say to you bitches and remember that I use the term 'bitches' with the greatest respect. If you are one of MY bitches that means I can be straight with you. I can tell you the truth as I see it...and like Wayne Brady, I can choke a bitch if I need too. Not that I ever would but you need to know it's an OPTION.
You bitches have been getting some premium blog as of late. Not that I never fail to deliver with the quality and variety everyday, I have just been on FIRE lately. It could all be the result of my ever increasing madness but either way you, my BITCHES, have benefitted. You have laughed and cried WITH ME. Together we have nodded in agreement at the same thing. I feel like we have made a connection.
Now I don't ask for anything for Christmas because I hate Christmas and would love to see a year without it. That is another reason I would ride your spaceship to Mars and back for 3 years of my life. That is three years of no Christmas ads or commercials and tinsel (which I find very distracting) and the love of loved ones - which in only the rarest of cases is always bullshit.
But IF you Do want to reward me this holiday season you can do so by telling me how you enjoy what I do here. It's my creation. It's my work of art. It's my contribution to human civilization and I take it seriously. I know I should be more famous and rewarded for my singular brilliance but that is the MAN'S fault and he will have to deal with me one day on MY terms so I can get past HIM keeping me down.
Please share the love. It will be the coolest thing you can do for a guy who had a pretty great 2013 and hopes to rule the world before 2014.
And tell me truth, wouldn't you all be better off is THAT kind of Kal controlled world?
You bitches have been getting some premium blog as of late. Not that I never fail to deliver with the quality and variety everyday, I have just been on FIRE lately. It could all be the result of my ever increasing madness but either way you, my BITCHES, have benefitted. You have laughed and cried WITH ME. Together we have nodded in agreement at the same thing. I feel like we have made a connection.
Now I don't ask for anything for Christmas because I hate Christmas and would love to see a year without it. That is another reason I would ride your spaceship to Mars and back for 3 years of my life. That is three years of no Christmas ads or commercials and tinsel (which I find very distracting) and the love of loved ones - which in only the rarest of cases is always bullshit.
But IF you Do want to reward me this holiday season you can do so by telling me how you enjoy what I do here. It's my creation. It's my work of art. It's my contribution to human civilization and I take it seriously. I know I should be more famous and rewarded for my singular brilliance but that is the MAN'S fault and he will have to deal with me one day on MY terms so I can get past HIM keeping me down.
Please share the love. It will be the coolest thing you can do for a guy who had a pretty great 2013 and hopes to rule the world before 2014.
And tell me truth, wouldn't you all be better off is THAT kind of Kal controlled world?
LONG LIVE THE FIGHTERS!
"Oh Look, It's The Poachers"
The Flintstones Season1 EP18 - The Snorkasaurus... by f651311517
This one is just a classic. I love it so much. I wish they could have had Dino speak during the entire series, the voice they chose for him was just perfect. You could just hear the snark in the Snorkasaurus' voice. And it's also the episode where Fred says my favorite line of all time.
Haim On SNL - The Wire
It seems that the only new music I hear these days comes on SNL. I really dug this group and their funky delivery. The one at the end makes some pretty strange stink faces but I was dancing around the room when this one was playing.
The band are Haim, three sisters from the San Fernando valley who make music that sounds like it was written on a lakeside retreat attended by Stevie Nicks, John Waite and En Vogue. They are the full package: unfathomably good at their instruments and raucous live performers. They're also 100% hilarious. Ask them about the hype they're weathering and they'll make a joke about the magical powers of their periods and then tell you a story about the time they spent $500 on fireworks.
I was blown away by their whole presentation. The vocal gymnastics and the tunes by artists that really play their own instruments was exciting to listen to. I was also enchanted by the sisters. I would marry the middle and youngest sister this minute. The oldest one frightens me a bit. But the other two I would crawl over broken glass for.
"The Wire"
You know I'm bad at communication, it's the hardest thing for me to do
And it's said, it's the most important part that relationships will go through
And I'd give it all away just so I could say that
I know I know I know I know that you're gonna be OK anyway
You know there's no rhyme or reason for the way you turned out to be
I didn't go and try to change my mind. not intentionally
I know it's hard to hear me say it but I can't bear to stay and
I just know I know I know I know that you're gonna be OK anyway
Always keep your heart locked tight, don't let your mind retire, oh
But I just couldn't take it, I tried hard not to fake it
But I fumbled and when I came down to the wire
It felt great, it felt right, oh
But I fumbled him when I came down to the wire
It felt great, it felt right, oh
But I fumbled him when I came down to the wire
Does your imagination try to make you what you wanted to be
Because I'm sorry I do what I did, but it came naturally
And I gave it all away just so I could say that
Well I know I know I know I know that you're gonna be OK anyway
Well I try to keep myself together, after all the opportunities
I try to stay true to you and try to do what you wanted for me
And I'd give it all away just to hear you say that
Well I know I know I know I know that you're gonna be OK anyway
Always keep your heart locked tight, don't let your mind retire, oh
But I just couldn't take it, I tried hard not to fake it
But I fumbled and when I came down to the wire
It felt great, it felt right, oh
But I fumbled and when I came down to the wire
It felt great, it felt right, oh
But I fumbled and when I came down to the wire
Ooh yeah
Always keep your heart locked tight, don't let your mind retire
Always keep your heart locked tight, don't let your mind retire, oh
But I just couldn't take it, I tried hard not to fake it
But I fumbled and when I came down to the wire
But I just couldn't take it, I tried hard not to fake it
But I fumbled and when I came down to the wire
It felt great, it felt right, oh
But I fumbled and when I came down to the wire
It felt great, it felt right, oh
But I fumbled and when I came down to the wire
It felt great, it felt right, oh
But I fumbled and when I came down to the wire
It felt right, oh
But I fumbled and when I came down to the wire
Ooh yeah yeah yeah yeah
No no no no
It felt right
It felt right
It felt right
No no no no
But I fumbled and when I came down to the wire
And it's said, it's the most important part that relationships will go through
And I'd give it all away just so I could say that
I know I know I know I know that you're gonna be OK anyway
You know there's no rhyme or reason for the way you turned out to be
I didn't go and try to change my mind. not intentionally
I know it's hard to hear me say it but I can't bear to stay and
I just know I know I know I know that you're gonna be OK anyway
Always keep your heart locked tight, don't let your mind retire, oh
But I just couldn't take it, I tried hard not to fake it
But I fumbled and when I came down to the wire
It felt great, it felt right, oh
But I fumbled him when I came down to the wire
It felt great, it felt right, oh
But I fumbled him when I came down to the wire
Does your imagination try to make you what you wanted to be
Because I'm sorry I do what I did, but it came naturally
And I gave it all away just so I could say that
Well I know I know I know I know that you're gonna be OK anyway
Well I try to keep myself together, after all the opportunities
I try to stay true to you and try to do what you wanted for me
And I'd give it all away just to hear you say that
Well I know I know I know I know that you're gonna be OK anyway
Always keep your heart locked tight, don't let your mind retire, oh
But I just couldn't take it, I tried hard not to fake it
But I fumbled and when I came down to the wire
It felt great, it felt right, oh
But I fumbled and when I came down to the wire
It felt great, it felt right, oh
But I fumbled and when I came down to the wire
Ooh yeah
Always keep your heart locked tight, don't let your mind retire
Always keep your heart locked tight, don't let your mind retire, oh
But I just couldn't take it, I tried hard not to fake it
But I fumbled and when I came down to the wire
But I just couldn't take it, I tried hard not to fake it
But I fumbled and when I came down to the wire
It felt great, it felt right, oh
But I fumbled and when I came down to the wire
It felt great, it felt right, oh
But I fumbled and when I came down to the wire
It felt great, it felt right, oh
But I fumbled and when I came down to the wire
It felt right, oh
But I fumbled and when I came down to the wire
Ooh yeah yeah yeah yeah
No no no no
It felt right
It felt right
It felt right
No no no no
But I fumbled and when I came down to the wire
The band are Haim, three sisters from the San Fernando valley who make music that sounds like it was written on a lakeside retreat attended by Stevie Nicks, John Waite and En Vogue. They are the full package: unfathomably good at their instruments and raucous live performers. They're also 100% hilarious. Ask them about the hype they're weathering and they'll make a joke about the magical powers of their periods and then tell you a story about the time they spent $500 on fireworks.
And if I had to beg for your love
Tell me, tell me
Would it ever be enough?
Tell me, tell me
Would it ever be enough?
I was blown away by their whole presentation. The vocal gymnastics and the tunes by artists that really play their own instruments was exciting to listen to. I was also enchanted by the sisters. I would marry the middle and youngest sister this minute. The oldest one frightens me a bit. But the other two I would crawl over broken glass for.
Never thought that I would grow so old of seeing the gold
Still I never want it to go
I would hold it up to my cold heart
Feel the way it used to start up
Still I never want it to go
I would hold it up to my cold heart
Feel the way it used to start up
Take me back, ta-ta-take me back to the way that I was before
Hungry for what was to come
Now I'm longing for the way I was
Hungry for what was to come
Now I'm longing for the way I was
You say you will, say you will save me
You say you will, say you will save me
You say you will, say you will save me
You say you will, say you will! Ah oh!
You say you will, say you will save me
You say you will, say you will save me
You say you will, say you will! Ah oh!
Take me back
Give it up, give it up to me
Cause I cant go on if your love isn't strong
See I want it all
Give me, give me all your love
But if you can't hold on
Give it up, give it up to me
Cause I cant go on if your love isn't strong
See I want it all
Give me, give me all your love
But if you can't hold on
Then baby, baby don't save me now, no
If your love isn't strong
Baby! Don't save me now, no, no
If your love isn't strong
Baby! Don't save me now, no, no
All my life I wasn't trying to get on a high way
I was wondering which way to go
Spending all of my damn time
Leaving all the weight behind yeah
Take me back, ta-ta-take me back to the song, how'd it used to go? Oh?
Screaming for what was to come,
Now I'm dreaming 'bout the way I was
I was wondering which way to go
Spending all of my damn time
Leaving all the weight behind yeah
Take me back, ta-ta-take me back to the song, how'd it used to go? Oh?
Screaming for what was to come,
Now I'm dreaming 'bout the way I was
You say you will, say you will save me
You say you will, say you will save me
You say you will, say you will save me
You say you will, say you will! Ah, oh!
You say you will, say you will save me
You say you will, say you will save me
You say you will, say you will! Ah, oh!
Take me back
Give it, up give it up to me
Cause I cant go on if your love isn't strong
See I want it all
Give me, give me all your love
But if you can't hold on,
Give it, up give it up to me
Cause I cant go on if your love isn't strong
See I want it all
Give me, give me all your love
But if you can't hold on,
Then baby, baby don't save me now, no
Baby don't save me now, no, no
Baby don't save me now, no, no
And if I had to beg for your love
Tell me, tell me
Would it ever be enough?
Te-te-tell me
And if I had to beg for your love
Tell me, tell me
Would it ever be enough?
Tell me, tell me
Would it ever be enough?
Te-te-tell me
And if I had to beg for your love
Tell me, tell me
Would it ever be enough?
So baby, don't save me
No Baby, don't save me
Baby, don't save me now, no, no
Baby, don't save me now, no, no
Baby, don't save me now no, no
Baby, don't save me now no, no, no
Don't save me
Don't save me
No Baby, don't save me
Baby, don't save me now, no, no
Baby, don't save me now, no, no
Baby, don't save me now no, no
Baby, don't save me now no, no, no
Don't save me
Don't save me
I Hope For Funny And Respectful
High Five! Legendary anchorman Ron Burgundy will make a mustachioed appearance in the River City this weekend, helping TSN call an end of curling during the Roar of the Rings on Sunday. Not a curling fan?
Live from Winnipeg, Burgundy will join TSN's fellow "legendary" curling broadcaster Vic Rauter to call live game action during the network's coverage of the Tim Hortons Roar of the Rings opening draw.
"Marked by the gods of broadcasting and placed into this shimmering green sphere like a golden egg in hay, chosen like an unclean jackal by Noah himself, I accept your hallowed task and sing out with a battle cry worthy of your love and your wisdom," said Burgundy. "And that song is, 'Winnipeg, get ready to paint the town Burgundy!'"
This could be very funny our it could fall like a lead fart. Of all the sports for his character to show up at it who thought it would be the Canadian Olympic Curling Trials from Winnipeg? I think they just looked for something so obscure that NO Americans would know about and make fun of it. It's okay. We invented comedy as well as most things good in this world so we Canadians can take it.
It's no secret that we love the sport around our house. Me and my 73 year old mother still are arguing over which team of the stellar group of Curlers (maybe the greatest assembly of talent in the history of the sport) we think is going to win. Too many factors to choose just one favorite. Just know that there is a reason why Canada wins the Gold medal in Curling and Hockey so often. We know these two games very well.
Next week it's wall to wall games on TSN. It's going to be a panic at the disco for me. Makes suffering through the holiday season just a little more bearable.
Live from Winnipeg, Burgundy will join TSN's fellow "legendary" curling broadcaster Vic Rauter to call live game action during the network's coverage of the Tim Hortons Roar of the Rings opening draw.
"Marked by the gods of broadcasting and placed into this shimmering green sphere like a golden egg in hay, chosen like an unclean jackal by Noah himself, I accept your hallowed task and sing out with a battle cry worthy of your love and your wisdom," said Burgundy. "And that song is, 'Winnipeg, get ready to paint the town Burgundy!'"
This could be very funny our it could fall like a lead fart. Of all the sports for his character to show up at it who thought it would be the Canadian Olympic Curling Trials from Winnipeg? I think they just looked for something so obscure that NO Americans would know about and make fun of it. It's okay. We invented comedy as well as most things good in this world so we Canadians can take it.
It's no secret that we love the sport around our house. Me and my 73 year old mother still are arguing over which team of the stellar group of Curlers (maybe the greatest assembly of talent in the history of the sport) we think is going to win. Too many factors to choose just one favorite. Just know that there is a reason why Canada wins the Gold medal in Curling and Hockey so often. We know these two games very well.
Next week it's wall to wall games on TSN. It's going to be a panic at the disco for me. Makes suffering through the holiday season just a little more bearable.
He Only Wants The Gasoline
Why can't they just adopt his management style?
Seems to work pretty well on the Wastelands.
Newest And Longest Hobbit Trailer
Looking so forward to it.
More Evangeline Lily please.
“Tauriel is the head of the Elven Guard,” Lilly tells EW. “She’s a Sylvan Elf, which means she’s of a much lower order than the elves we all became acquainted with in The Lord of the Rings. She doesn’t hold the same kind of status that Arwen or Galadriel or Elrond or Legolas do — she’s much more lowly. She sort of goes against the social order of the elves a little bit.”
However, Tauriel isn’t all action: Lilly says there’s a love story, which may or may not involve her childhood friend Legolas, played by Orlando Bloom, who reprises his role from The Lord of the Rings.
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