Better to be Mayor of Dumbass Town then a citizen in the real world. I know you had to realize that your most rabid commenters were word savvy. So it's a compliment. So to speak.
Yeah Cal, you're an accomplished enough guy that you can afford to allow some awesomeness to spread around to others. And besides, you still need to curry my favour so I'll vote for you for Mayor again.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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*coughs modestly* 30325 -- top 0.01% -- "You are Shakespeare!"
No freakin' way. OMG. I feel like a retard now. STUPID TESTS.
Got a 29800 0.16%. My parents started me reading at a very early
age. Always liked words that nobody else used. Nice going Debra.
Were you a teacher?
Alas no, DrGoat. Just well read, with a good memory for words. I can spell like a sonovabitch too. It's my one superpower.
Well that makes ME the mayor of Dumbass Town.
Better to be Mayor of Dumbass Town then a citizen in the real world.
I know you had to realize that your most rabid commenters were word savvy. So it's a compliment. So to speak.
Yeah Cal, you're an accomplished enough guy that you can afford to allow some awesomeness to spread around to others. And besides, you still need to curry my favour so I'll vote for you for Mayor again.
Top 0.23% and I taught an introductory Shakespeare class a couple decades ago.
You see thought Debra that since I have the lowest score I am automatically APPOINTED the Mayor of Dumbass Town
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