Wednesday, April 28, 2010

"This Situation Will Get Out Of Control. It Will Get Out Of Control And We Will Be Lucky To Live Through It"


"Giant Baby of the Day: Spain’s big deal at this year’s Shanghai Expo will be an enormous animatronics infant named “Miguelín,” which was designed by the special-effects team that gave horrible, horrible life to Starship Troopers and Alien vs. Predator."

I hate dolls that are so realistic that they look like live babies. You know the ones. They are 'adopted' by women who no longer have children at home and are cared for just like they are alive. They creep me out more than circus clowns in a thunderstorm.

People laugh at me but even watching a clip about them on the news makes me want to stuff one is a pillow case then drive to the river. Their eyes follow you around the room but they are not alive. STOP PRETENDING THAT THEY ARE!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

So seeing this enormouse baby doll was enough to increase my heart rate. I refuse to see it in 'action' because if it looks anywhere NEAR real and alive when it's in motion, I will have to book a flight to Shanghai just to smash it for the good of us all.

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4 comments:

M. D. Jackson said...
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M. D. Jackson said...

As a father who has left the "baby" years behind and has many more years before becoming a grandfather, that giant baby fills me with anxiety, but for a very different reason.

I ain't changin' that diaper. Uh-uh. No way. You can't make me!

TS Hendrik said...

God help us if they ever figure out how to make a giant baby octopus.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

God help US? God help THEM!!! I ain't playing when they cross that line and they will cross it because they are stupid.